Grasso's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mental Flarpp Juice]

Surreal

I can definitely see how this would make people uncomfortable. Nice use of colors and music. Maybe try to be a little more fluid with the animation next time? Maybe try FbF? I'm pretty sure I got the message. Well Done.

[Super Mario Brothers ep 2]

Deep!

Wow, really great, meaningful movie, you really don't see many of these on this site, but wow, when they come, you really need to sit back and just admire a wonderful piece of art like this. The symbolism in this was just outstanding, really, great and really well thought out.

It takes a real deep thinker to make such a unique and symbolic movie. I really like how Mario represents the struggle of the middle class to further enhance the demagnization of society.... It was really great they could dig up the dinosaur fossils to digitally render this Yoshi character into his artificial skin.

I hope to one day be able to make my movies this meaningful.... Hot diggity dog

[Don't Worry, Son]

UnUnfruitful and Unsatisfacorly poor

Yeah well you got the Elephants, dingy's, and flaccids. One has to balance the three in every movie to make it.

Too many flaccids and you got yourself a problem. The same goes for dingy's and elephants, too many and the whole thing becomes lopsided like a slightly tilted bag, filled to the brim with large lionel trains.

So yeah you work on that sort of shit and you'll be making some top of the line Daytona 500 German stuff. I saw one too many flaccids in this so I had to deduct points.

Just replace each flaccid with a Lionel train next time, same with dingy's and elephants. If you take this advise you'll be flying to the top with Jeff Gordon at the Daytona 500 in no time.

[A Little Room]

Slick Mcniget caffrey

That was slicker than a greasey chicken mcnigget. I thoroughly enjoyed the beginning middle and end, of the End. It made me a little uncomfortable though when that "yellow" guy came out. I'm sure we all have our views on that, but I abide by a strict moral code against any and all prejudices. I can't say I agree with your singling out that type of person, but we all can do whatever we want since it's a "free" country.

I'm just saying, you gotta be conscientious of all viewers that might accidentally see this. You just gotta "grow up" and out of this rebellious phase of yours. So I don't blame you, and no one should. This is just you growing up and going through lifes struggles. It's just that, you shouldn't deal with it this way. I think you know what I mean.

SO i Wish you good luck, and santastic blessings for our father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and don't let trespassers fuck with you. Amen.

ps. Watch out for the trespassers and fix your color and textures and stuff

thefogerty responds:

Sorry about the long rebuttal, but here it goes...

It's not that I was being subconsciously racist in any way, shape or form, but cartoons are a form of artistic expression where the rules and laws abiding by our way of life, characteristics and features are heavily caricatured by animations. I don't mean to dismiss your opinions on the matter, but I just want to point out that the man wasn't yellow, but rather a slightly pale green, to the effect of dead skin. This man is a slave to his occupation, much as a zombie is a slave to his primal urges for flesh, whereas he's a mindless slave for the corporate big-wigs puppetting him.
There were 2 other characters, the Boss (still a pale green colour, and yet another pawn in our capitalist world) and the Security Guard (although not properly introduced, who's skin is a light blue, almost to a greater extent then the others as he mindlessly carries out his tasks).
I wouldn't consider it a rebellious phase, more or less an examination of everyone's "15 seconds of fame" combined with the unrealistic and unemotional demands of society and the corporate world.
Again, I don't mean to insult your opinions in any way, but I just want to clear this up as there's only so much you can fit into an animation focused on music and not words.

[It's a Sign!]

Intriguing!

I suppose it was alright. I couldn't tell what kind of train that was. Was that a Lionell or what? I know Lionels are just "toy" trains but I have a model just like the one in your cute little cartoon. They aren't toy's to me though, they are everything. I touch em' all the time and the locomotives just put's shivers down my back and my behind.

The ones I have, have little smoke stacks stickin up out of their trussels and there's this little white smoke comin up on out of it. It's real erotic. Exotic trains are my favorite, and you sir. YOU have aroused me with your cute choo choo trains. Lionels UNITE!

You could have just used some more steam locomotives to give it that extra flare. But it was ok if your a first time Lionell sort of guy. You gotta ease into them. But with time, young man, you can graduate to tens of thousands of Steam Locomotive Lionels.

God Bless young man, and i wish you good fortune, and healthy Lionel Steam Engine Locomotive Turbo Diesels.

[SuperVillain IV (part 1)]

A OK

Respect. How long did that take? Jesus Christ

[Valentine's Day 2009]

Cute

You're really making it hard for me to give this a 0. So I'll add 9 to that 0 for one small payment of $19.99. (S/H $9.11). So you owe me, bretheren.

[TarPit: Episode1]

sure is cute

even cuter than every button i ever did see. not quite cute enough to eat though

[Mario's Castle Calamity]

Bologna!

How can you feel satisfied with yourself making this? Do you really get that sense of accomplishment making this? This isn't meant as an attack or anything, but seriously why? I'll just give you a 10, just to go with the flow. Keep up the good work.... pppsssssh

[Once at the Lesson]

Way to go

I really enjoyed the characters jumping around. The level of detail was out of this world. I have never seen such an erotic flash movie without the use of peenees.

trul responds:

hm... what is erotic about them?