Grasso's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mental Flarpp Juice]

Surreal

I can definitely see how this would make people uncomfortable. Nice use of colors and music. Maybe try to be a little more fluid with the animation next time? Maybe try FbF? I'm pretty sure I got the message. Well Done.

[Don't Worry, Son]

UnUnfruitful and Unsatisfacorly poor

Yeah well you got the Elephants, dingy's, and flaccids. One has to balance the three in every movie to make it.

Too many flaccids and you got yourself a problem. The same goes for dingy's and elephants, too many and the whole thing becomes lopsided like a slightly tilted bag, filled to the brim with large lionel trains.

So yeah you work on that sort of shit and you'll be making some top of the line Daytona 500 German stuff. I saw one too many flaccids in this so I had to deduct points.

Just replace each flaccid with a Lionel train next time, same with dingy's and elephants. If you take this advise you'll be flying to the top with Jeff Gordon at the Daytona 500 in no time.

[It's a Sign!]

Intriguing!

I suppose it was alright. I couldn't tell what kind of train that was. Was that a Lionell or what? I know Lionels are just "toy" trains but I have a model just like the one in your cute little cartoon. They aren't toy's to me though, they are everything. I touch em' all the time and the locomotives just put's shivers down my back and my behind.

The ones I have, have little smoke stacks stickin up out of their trussels and there's this little white smoke comin up on out of it. It's real erotic. Exotic trains are my favorite, and you sir. YOU have aroused me with your cute choo choo trains. Lionels UNITE!

You could have just used some more steam locomotives to give it that extra flare. But it was ok if your a first time Lionell sort of guy. You gotta ease into them. But with time, young man, you can graduate to tens of thousands of Steam Locomotive Lionels.

God Bless young man, and i wish you good fortune, and healthy Lionel Steam Engine Locomotive Turbo Diesels.

[SuperVillain IV (part 1)]

A OK

Respect. How long did that take? Jesus Christ

[Valentine's Day 2009]

Cute

You're really making it hard for me to give this a 0. So I'll add 9 to that 0 for one small payment of $19.99. (S/H $9.11). So you owe me, bretheren.

[TarPit: Episode1]

sure is cute

even cuter than every button i ever did see. not quite cute enough to eat though

[Mario's Castle Calamity]

Bologna!

How can you feel satisfied with yourself making this? Do you really get that sense of accomplishment making this? This isn't meant as an attack or anything, but seriously why? I'll just give you a 10, just to go with the flow. Keep up the good work.... pppsssssh

[Once at the Lesson]

Way to go

I really enjoyed the characters jumping around. The level of detail was out of this world. I have never seen such an erotic flash movie without the use of peenees.

trul responds:

hm... what is erotic about them?