Grasso's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Once at the Lesson]

Way to go

I really enjoyed the characters jumping around. The level of detail was out of this world. I have never seen such an erotic flash movie without the use of peenees.

trul responds:

hm... what is erotic about them?

[Cpt.Falcon Hyes]

Love It!

Hey I'm really digging that lack of creativity. When somebody uses their own idea it really scares me and the kids. I'm glad you decided to take the safe root.

Gonzossm responds:

yea well i can make my own ideas if i wanted to but this was a parody.

[HOSUE [sic]]

Silly as a greased goose...

That was pretty greasy I might say. Awe inspiring to the supreme. The grease got in the way a little bit though. You might want to look into cutting down. It really just makes everything a little too slick and I don't want to hurt myself by slipping. If I slip I will sue YOU, I will sue the STATE, and I will sue your PARENTS.

TmsT responds:

Greased LIGHTNING!!!!!!

[Unmotivated fight.]

you got me

hey i was on the edge of my seat, and then it ended. Damnit. God damnit. You son of a bitch dirt bag piece of shit. But hey, your head's in an ok place. Not a great place. But not that bad of a place. ;)

DunderAxel responds:

Haha, I get that alot! xD

[A.B.C.D]

Silly

I could probably show my son Jewsky this (cuz he's 14) but probably not Stephany. She gets bitchy when she see's bad things like guns (she's 34). So as you can see, my children just get touched too much.

C positive

IzaacBarratt responds:

wtf??

[Abyssal]

Saucesome with the creamy chicken raviolis

That was god damn awesome. Those little critters looked pretty fucked up. Some of them looked like premature babies or something. The monsters were drawn awesomely. Hell like my granddaddy always said, good enough for a touchin'. This indeed, was good enough for a touchin'. Look here it's no big deal it's just touchin'.

Scythemantis responds:

lol best final evaluation yet.

[The W Force - Episode 1]

Neat!

That was NEAT! It was all nice and tidy, you must have used the swiffer mop, or oxiclean, not a stain in sight. Pretty neat. way to go!

ImpendingRiot responds:

BILLY MAYS HERE

[The Dungeons and Dragons]

No Suprise Here

I had several problems with this piece here. First off, the subject matter was rather unexciting, at least to me, I know the majority of Newgrounds users get little boners watching this kind of stuff. Secondly the floating hands "style" seems to be an excuse for your lazy animation techniques. The entire plot of the cartoon is based off the dialog, so is it really that much trouble to add mouths? What else did you do besides insert some sound and animate the character's heads moving back and forth? No offense, but the lack of effort put into this is disgustingly apparent. Hey, at least you get a self esteem boost from you're meaningless score and computerized trophies, congratulations!

Wogoat responds:

No, but I do get a self esteem boost from the animation job opportunities I'm able to get as a result of cartoons like this one.

On that subject, keep your eye open for the upcoming adventure game 'Emerald City Confidential' for which I was paid to provide cleanup animation. I had to fill out tax forms and everything.

[Antarctic Antics]

Pretty neat, with a 6 piece chicken nigget.

This right here was pretty god damn good. Everything was well done, and is it just me or do those snowmen look like little ku klux klan members?

VillainousTurtleSLC responds:

Whoops didn't even think of that. Well they are supposed to be yetis... ha ha!