Grasso's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[DunderShorts!]

ehhhhhhhhh ehhhhhhhhh

Hey I saw you drew a large erect phallic symbol in your cartoon here, completely uncalled for, god damnit. If you drew a flaccid penis it would be a little more appropriate, but no, you decided to push the limit and draw a large erect penis stating it was gonna eat me! I do not agree with the penises all over the place, my god, if my son Wilhelm saw this... it would be your head mister! But overall it ain't bad dawg, yunno dawg, ya dig, dawg?

DunderAxel responds:

Sure gawt it, bro'.

[Not so Funky]

So yeah... about this

This was pretty fucking fanfuckintastic. It aroused me in the pants if you know what I mean... I got a boner... it's great. Hey I guess I'd call myself a fan than. I am a fan, and my son Winston agrees, he was also aroused. Way to go Sport, way to go.

Kuoke responds:

I am thoroughly disturbed. Thanks for that.

[Mega Awesome]

Dandy indeed, for the children's sake!

This right here was rather slick. It was slick as an oil stained minority baby. I could really feel the Awesome, with a little yazz of Mega to top it off. Congratulations young man.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

yazz

[Billy Mays: Pilot]

Fuck Billy Mays

Yeah, no offense but this just didn't do it for me. Your Billy Mays piece here just ain't up to par. I had a meeting with all the guys and they agreed with me. Sorry but me and the guys say your Billy Mays cartoon here just doesn't meet their expectations. Congratulations!

masterguy-1243 responds:

LALALALALALLALALALALALALALALOL

[Revenge of the Turkeys]

Baby kittens Juiced inside the neighbors bed

The turkeys really made this one for me, just blew my mind, I mean come on turkeys. It was all good until the one part, it was a little disturbing.The scene where the turkeys were smothering babies in the maternity ward wasn't appropriate. It was sick but part of what made it so entertaining. Way to go Champ, you did it, you actually did it.

muffinman9 responds:

What the? Smothering babies? There was no babies smothered in this! Anyway, thanks and merry christmas

[One Quiet Winter Night]

The Dingy Touching Granddaddy's of Yesteryear!

So this was really something. It had the colors, the Santa, and most importantly it was family friendly. As long as it's good with the kids it's good with me. I am glad this is good for the kids because most vidyas around these parts just aren't appropriate for the young eyes that view them . I believe they should delete all the none family friendly vidyas on this site, because the kids are most important. Am I right or what?

Esn responds:

I don't think you're right (all videos on Newgrounds have a rating, so you can easily tell what's family friendly and what's not), but I do agree that the balance here is heavily skewed toward non-family-friendly material. There's still a lot of good family-friendly material on Newgrounds, though. I'd recommend starting with the films of Dustball.

[Frame By Frame Flash]

Mr. Pumpkin Peter the Serious Penis Eater

That was totally Nutrageous. I couldn't believe all the MILKY WAYs that Mr. BABY RUTH created out of his own seed, just makes me SNICKERS. Me and my son TWIX used to laugh about that all the time until MR. GOODBAR came and had sex with Uncle ALMOND JOY, he has been shitting SKITTLES ever since. My bro, REESE'S, saw some KIT KATs walking down the street and they tried breaking into the bank using a pulley and some NERD'S ROPE to get the 100 GRAND. Little did they know a Hut Dog was waiting for them, with his lips puckered, waiting for a big fat KISS.

All I'm gonna tell you is watch out for MR. GOODBAR unless you're into that sort of stuff.

J0hnnyR0tt3n responds:

um... what?

[Merry Christmas Honey]

Honey Buns, sweet excretions!

AAAAAAHHHhhh what a giant Piece of Shit!

Hey just joshin'

I have to say good sir that was not bad at all. The characters looked good and were animated well. Could have used a little tadpole of color though, but it didn't really matter too much. The voices really made this one though. Pretty fucking slick, Slicky. It was sweet as a baby's skin.

God fucking bless.

Slintas responds:

God fucking bless indeed!
Thanks :)