Grasso's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Demo Reel 2009]

Fair Enough

Just writing a review you know, whatever. It was good, fair enough, whoop dee do!

[Cpt.Falcon Hyes]

Love It!

Hey I'm really digging that lack of creativity. When somebody uses their own idea it really scares me and the kids. I'm glad you decided to take the safe root.

Gonzossm responds:

yea well i can make my own ideas if i wanted to but this was a parody.

[HOSUE [sic]]

Silly as a greased goose...

That was pretty greasy I might say. Awe inspiring to the supreme. The grease got in the way a little bit though. You might want to look into cutting down. It really just makes everything a little too slick and I don't want to hurt myself by slipping. If I slip I will sue YOU, I will sue the STATE, and I will sue your PARENTS.

TmsT responds:

Greased LIGHTNING!!!!!!

[Chuck's New Tux!]

sucked ass

Actually this is gonna be my first serious review in years. It was good. One of the few movies that really deserved the score it has gotten. well done

[the way of my madness 1p]

I'm So Pumped RIGHT NOW!

This is fucking awesome! I just injected myself with so much Metampetameens. and listening to this song makes me want to go beat up some of my kids. Jasper always gets the dickens beat out of him everytime i listen to Jack Johnson.

[Weather Man]

Ehhh

Gehh it was a little racey. You know with that black guy. A little offensive if you catch my drift. Hopefully you don't have a civil rights case lurkin up your butt. Hey it's almost black history month and you really gotta show your respects to them African American types. I mean they should get their own designated water fountains, soda fountains, and so on, for a small fee. Mandatory Taxation! But I'm giving you a 10, cause you know, I'm no racist.

[Unmotivated fight.]

you got me

hey i was on the edge of my seat, and then it ended. Damnit. God damnit. You son of a bitch dirt bag piece of shit. But hey, your head's in an ok place. Not a great place. But not that bad of a place. ;)

DunderAxel responds:

Haha, I get that alot! xD

[A.B.C.D]

Silly

I could probably show my son Jewsky this (cuz he's 14) but probably not Stephany. She gets bitchy when she see's bad things like guns (she's 34). So as you can see, my children just get touched too much.

C positive

IzaacBarratt responds:

wtf??

[Abyssal]

Saucesome with the creamy chicken raviolis

That was god damn awesome. Those little critters looked pretty fucked up. Some of them looked like premature babies or something. The monsters were drawn awesomely. Hell like my granddaddy always said, good enough for a touchin'. This indeed, was good enough for a touchin'. Look here it's no big deal it's just touchin'.

Scythemantis responds:

lol best final evaluation yet.