Grasso's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Hans Jellyfish]

Fucking Sweet Son of a bitch!

So I says to the guy that this here is pretty nice. It's got enough jellyfish to counteract the none jellyfish related material, you know. It has a good amount of jellyfish in it and you do a good job balancing between the jellyfish and the not jellyfish related parts of the cartoon. It takes some real skill to master that craft, of including jellyfish and how much. Hell I enjoyed the jellyfish, so fair enough right?

[The W Force - Episode 1]

Neat!

That was NEAT! It was all nice and tidy, you must have used the swiffer mop, or oxiclean, not a stain in sight. Pretty neat. way to go!

ImpendingRiot responds:

BILLY MAYS HERE

[X-Mas: The Unwrapping]

That was superb

That had enough super in it to deserve a b at the end of it: superb
Congrats, the guys liked it.

[Dv - Train Tracks]

Slick buttered bisquit rolls!

Pretty slick choo choo train you got there.

['Explanation']

That was something!

I have to say, this is pretty good. It was extremely well done. You seem to have spent a lot of time and thought on this. I don't see any major flaws I can criticize you on. So you get a 10, and you enjoy this 10 with all of your heart.

[The Dungeons and Dragons]

No Suprise Here

I had several problems with this piece here. First off, the subject matter was rather unexciting, at least to me, I know the majority of Newgrounds users get little boners watching this kind of stuff. Secondly the floating hands "style" seems to be an excuse for your lazy animation techniques. The entire plot of the cartoon is based off the dialog, so is it really that much trouble to add mouths? What else did you do besides insert some sound and animate the character's heads moving back and forth? No offense, but the lack of effort put into this is disgustingly apparent. Hey, at least you get a self esteem boost from you're meaningless score and computerized trophies, congratulations!

Wogoat responds:

No, but I do get a self esteem boost from the animation job opportunities I'm able to get as a result of cartoons like this one.

On that subject, keep your eye open for the upcoming adventure game 'Emerald City Confidential' for which I was paid to provide cleanup animation. I had to fill out tax forms and everything.

[Antarctic Antics]

Pretty neat, with a 6 piece chicken nigget.

This right here was pretty god damn good. Everything was well done, and is it just me or do those snowmen look like little ku klux klan members?

VillainousTurtleSLC responds:

Whoops didn't even think of that. Well they are supposed to be yetis... ha ha!

[DunderShorts!]

ehhhhhhhhh ehhhhhhhhh

Hey I saw you drew a large erect phallic symbol in your cartoon here, completely uncalled for, god damnit. If you drew a flaccid penis it would be a little more appropriate, but no, you decided to push the limit and draw a large erect penis stating it was gonna eat me! I do not agree with the penises all over the place, my god, if my son Wilhelm saw this... it would be your head mister! But overall it ain't bad dawg, yunno dawg, ya dig, dawg?

DunderAxel responds:

Sure gawt it, bro'.

[The Holiday Hit]

Oh my god sweet hand rolled baby dough!

It was all soggy and palpable. By palpable I mean it can be touched, you know, I wanna give it a touchin'. It was just that cute. Hell it wasn't bad at allllllllllllll. Caergulations, I don't give out Congratulations, only Caergulations so take it or leave it. I don't fuck around... do you get me?