Grasso's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Revenge of the Turkeys]

Baby kittens Juiced inside the neighbors bed

The turkeys really made this one for me, just blew my mind, I mean come on turkeys. It was all good until the one part, it was a little disturbing.The scene where the turkeys were smothering babies in the maternity ward wasn't appropriate. It was sick but part of what made it so entertaining. Way to go Champ, you did it, you actually did it.

muffinman9 responds:

What the? Smothering babies? There was no babies smothered in this! Anyway, thanks and merry christmas

[One Quiet Winter Night]

The Dingy Touching Granddaddy's of Yesteryear!

So this was really something. It had the colors, the Santa, and most importantly it was family friendly. As long as it's good with the kids it's good with me. I am glad this is good for the kids because most vidyas around these parts just aren't appropriate for the young eyes that view them . I believe they should delete all the none family friendly vidyas on this site, because the kids are most important. Am I right or what?

Esn responds:

I don't think you're right (all videos on Newgrounds have a rating, so you can easily tell what's family friendly and what's not), but I do agree that the balance here is heavily skewed toward non-family-friendly material. There's still a lot of good family-friendly material on Newgrounds, though. I'd recommend starting with the films of Dustball.

[Cpt Falcon Checkup]

The Feed of Baby Eggs on the inside looking out!

Tssssssss so I remembers this one time when I hit my knee any my little leg all up an reflexed on me on my doctor's child who happened to be naked at the time. No, I wasn't gonna rape her and theys all like you better not then its wanna them cute cartoons.

[Jingle Bell Bollocks]

So I says to the guy

So says... Ah... I says whatever. It wasn't that good. So I says to the guy get a load of this crud. The colors just really did it for me on an extra terrastarian level of the ogtogenological era. Thanks for that! Way to go!

[Frame By Frame Flash]

Mr. Pumpkin Peter the Serious Penis Eater

That was totally Nutrageous. I couldn't believe all the MILKY WAYs that Mr. BABY RUTH created out of his own seed, just makes me SNICKERS. Me and my son TWIX used to laugh about that all the time until MR. GOODBAR came and had sex with Uncle ALMOND JOY, he has been shitting SKITTLES ever since. My bro, REESE'S, saw some KIT KATs walking down the street and they tried breaking into the bank using a pulley and some NERD'S ROPE to get the 100 GRAND. Little did they know a Hut Dog was waiting for them, with his lips puckered, waiting for a big fat KISS.

All I'm gonna tell you is watch out for MR. GOODBAR unless you're into that sort of stuff.

J0hnnyR0tt3n responds:

um... what?

[A *Hyperanimation! X-Mas]

Ovaries of the Penile Intruments

How bout dat.

Yeah good old fashioned cliche Christmas cartoon not unlike the rest of them. It's going to take more than better sound to make a decent cartoon. But hey it's for the kid's right!

[Merry Christmas Honey]

Honey Buns, sweet excretions!

AAAAAAHHHhhh what a giant Piece of Shit!

Hey just joshin'

I have to say good sir that was not bad at all. The characters looked good and were animated well. Could have used a little tadpole of color though, but it didn't really matter too much. The voices really made this one though. Pretty fucking slick, Slicky. It was sweet as a baby's skin.

God fucking bless.

Slintas responds:

God fucking bless indeed!
Thanks :)