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Mental Flarpp Juice Mental Flarpp Juice

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


I can definitely see how this would make people uncomfortable. Nice use of colors and music. Maybe try to be a little more fluid with the animation next time? Maybe try FbF? I'm pretty sure I got the message. Well Done.

Super Mario Brothers ep 2 Super Mario Brothers ep 2

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


Wow, really great, meaningful movie, you really don't see many of these on this site, but wow, when they come, you really need to sit back and just admire a wonderful piece of art like this. The symbolism in this was just outstanding, really, great and really well thought out.

It takes a real deep thinker to make such a unique and symbolic movie. I really like how Mario represents the struggle of the middle class to further enhance the demagnization of society.... It was really great they could dig up the dinosaur fossils to digitally render this Yoshi character into his artificial skin.

I hope to one day be able to make my movies this meaningful.... Hot diggity dog

Don't Worry, Son Don't Worry, Son

Rated 4 / 5 stars

UnUnfruitful and Unsatisfacorly poor

Yeah well you got the Elephants, dingy's, and flaccids. One has to balance the three in every movie to make it.

Too many flaccids and you got yourself a problem. The same goes for dingy's and elephants, too many and the whole thing becomes lopsided like a slightly tilted bag, filled to the brim with large lionel trains.

So yeah you work on that sort of shit and you'll be making some top of the line Daytona 500 German stuff. I saw one too many flaccids in this so I had to deduct points.

Just replace each flaccid with a Lionel train next time, same with dingy's and elephants. If you take this advise you'll be flying to the top with Jeff Gordon at the Daytona 500 in no time.

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Recent Game Reviews

Crumble Crumble

Rated 3 / 5 stars

What the FUCK man!?

I can't say I approve of your username. It had me a little flustered for a second. This just makes me downright uncomfortable.

But the game was OK, it wasn't bad. The graphics were pretty good but the game just got kind of repetitive. You get a satisfactory score, and congrats for us both having almost identical usernames!

Grass0 responds:

hahaha My last name is Grasso but it seems you got it first. Maybe we're distant relatives?


Rated 3 / 5 stars

Josh Neyhart piece oh shit

You should have put pants on that duck. The split Male/Female Genitalia was just too much for my kids and it got them all confused on what is Right and what ISN'T. It's not fucking right and I'm going to do all I can to get your shit blammed to hell! You're going to pay for this. And your anti-Sonic and anti-Mario symbolism just fried my honey glazed beans because those are the only good games and movies. Oh yeah. YOU FAGGIT RETARTED GAY UN-WHITE PIECE OF SHIT!

Pong...Still just Pong Pong...Still just Pong

Rated 5 / 5 stars


really was a super duper gargantuan monkey game. I played it. I give it a 5 and I gave it a 10. 15 awesome points just for you! and yeah, that was me that bumped it up 0.0032 points. No biggie.

Recent Audio Reviews

Demolitionsphere (with Lucky) Demolitionsphere (with Lucky)

Rated 5 / 5 stars


i fuckin love it. Newgrounds needs more individuals like you. You DA MAN. I MEAN IT. I can't wait to show the kids this. Gregory and Whinskey will touch balls over this. and if they don't, I WILL FUCKING DESTROY THEM! Ya feel me? I know you do, You know your stuff, I can feel it. Can you?