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[Not so Funky]

So yeah... about this

This was pretty fucking fanfuckintastic. It aroused me in the pants if you know what I mean... I got a boner... it's great. Hey I guess I'd call myself a fan than. I am a fan, and my son Winston agrees, he was also aroused. Way to go Sport, way to go.

Kuoke responds:

I am thoroughly disturbed. Thanks for that.

[Meet Park Ranger Dog]

ooooohhhhh yyyeeeaaaaahhhhhh

oooooooohhhhhh yeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh, that's nice, yeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh, ooooohhhh yyyeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhh, that's good, feels good.

[A Diamond Armada Xmas!]

It had the sillys

Well I says, I says this has the sillys. This was so silly and it was like really silly. It was so silly it filled me with silliness. It had enough silliness, you know, to be silly right? You catch my drift?

[Spider-Powers For XMas 2]

This is IT!

This is what I always look for, a family friendly flash. Just a nice Christmas musical for the kids. My kids also love it when the beginning credits go on for a few minutes, just so we know how great you are. I am really glad you censored your OWN work, we can't have any kids around here hearing those offensive words, can we? Great family friendly cartoon with "Highly detailed" characters and backgrounds. To top it off it was animated "Wonderfully." FUCK IT

[TBA - Time Trial #1]

Hey, reminds me of hand moisturizer

Pretty wet and gooey right there. All around good for the kids, which is what I look for in each and every cartoon I view. The main question I ask myself when viewing a cartoon is, "Hey is this good for the kids?" Unfortunately most just don't make the cut. Well this piece here is definitely all-around good for the kids and the whole family, so you get a 10 from me! God Bless and farewell gentlemen

[Oxmar Episode 3]

UUUUUHhhhh Ain't it CUTE!

Well anything with burning kittens has to get a 10 right?

[Mega Awesome]

Dandy indeed, for the children's sake!

This right here was rather slick. It was slick as an oil stained minority baby. I could really feel the Awesome, with a little yazz of Mega to top it off. Congratulations young man.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

yazz

[Billy Mays: Pilot]

Fuck Billy Mays

Yeah, no offense but this just didn't do it for me. Your Billy Mays piece here just ain't up to par. I had a meeting with all the guys and they agreed with me. Sorry but me and the guys say your Billy Mays cartoon here just doesn't meet their expectations. Congratulations!

masterguy-1243 responds:

LALALALALALLALALALALALALALALOL

[The Headache]

Winston's Willy With Wiggers' Wet Wind Wrapper

Well, you got something right there. Pretty spiffy I might say. It was so spiffy, it was almost super spiffy, but super spiffy is almost impossible to reach. To reach super spiffy you have to train for at least 26 years at the Spiffyness "camps". Not everyone has the ability to make something so spiffy without going to the "camps" first. Do you feel me, on the inside? Hey don't be a pill and congratulate yourself on being spiffy.

[Fitting In]

Fair enough...

That wasn't too good for a final project from an art school. I didn't see a reason to rotoscope those movements. If you are going to rotoscope at least put more detail into the drawing and make the character movements a lot more smooth. It would have looked better if you would have just used frame by frame animation without rotoscoping. I would think someone from art school would have a little better project then this. You know, actually understand motion and movement of characters without the aide of rotoscoping, unless rotoscoping was supposed to be the project or something. It looks really half-assed and am a little curious what kind of score you received on this. Overall this was ok but I was expecting the animation to be a lot better for something rotoscoped. Well fair enough right?